dugger

Monday, April 17, 2006

2006-04-18T02:03:40Z

Clash of the Titans

Ok, I have a confession. I forgot to do a comic this weekend, so you get a piece of shit last minute deal this week. Don't expect much more next week either unless I just sit down and do it during the week because I have a wedding to go to. Also, someone asked about guest strips. If you want to do one, send it (ghen2000@gmail.com). If its not utter crap I'll post it on days like today when I forget to do my own shit.

April 10, 2006

2006-04-11T00:32:26Z

Matthew 26:26

Today's comic brought to you by the bible...again. This one was rushed because I have been somewhat busy. It was one of the ones on reserve for weeks like last week. Unfortunately, my reserves are depleted, so I need to get cranking. Either that or I need to hang out with the people who force this shit to surface in my brain.

4/03/2006

2006-04-03T20:35:09Z

Mmm Mmm good...

Alright, another Monday, another comic. Today's is brought to you by the letter "Poopchute" and the number "Why?". This was an actual conversation between the two depicted individuals, Alicia and Fatman. It took place at the Chinese buffet in the mall in Gautier. Anyway, its not one of the planned set that I still need to work on, but it was begging to be made. Enjoy, but not too much because I don't want to have to call your parents to come pick you up.

dugger @ 2006-03-27T17:50:00

2006-03-27T23:49:56Z

Lab Safety is Elemental

So, there is a new comic today. I basically pulled this comic out of a methanol/acetic acid fume high. I've been good about updating on Mondays. I just hooked dugger up with an auto-updater, so shit should be up on Monday mornings at 12:01 regardless of whether or not I remember to post that morning. I don't have my comic completely planned out for this coming Monday. I want to finish the planning stuff then start drawing tonight, but things are weird because of the move. I can't find my sketch pad or my notes, so next week might be late. Or not, I have a week to do it.

PS OOO, who wants to make a new dugger icon for LJ? It only has to rock a whole bunch. I really want to revamp things and make shit look better. Help would be awesome.

dugger @ 2006-03-20T18:42:00

2006-03-21T00:42:30Z

Buddhodin

Ok, its been a week, here's the latest installment of Dugger. Don't get angry if you are like Buddist or whatever. Stay angry id you are Nordic. That's how you are supposed to be anyway. If it isn't funny, don't blame me, I just script, draw, and produce the comic. If it is funny, then you are probably going to hell.

3-13-2006

2006-03-14T00:33:09Z

Another Jesus Joke...

I wanted to get back into the whole drawing on a regular basis thing. I suppose I might be able to improve somewhat, which will help for creating images for presentations and whatnot (hopefully with less liberal use of the word 'fuck'). I've got 3 of these planned out and I'm attempting to actually draw them as opposed to just copying and pasting from old comics. If its not funny please excuse me, its been a while and the humor gears need some grease.

P.S. A lot of people got rid of Dugger from their friends page since I haven't updated in 2 years, so spread the word if you can. Oh, and I need a little help redesigning the website if anyone wants to gimme a hand. ComicGenesis (aka Keenspace) uses a system the automates your pages based on a system of tags. It's pretty simple to do, but its not just regular html.

Guest Comic #3: Michael J. Fox

2004-02-24T17:02:36Z

Today's comic

Before you say anything...Shut up. If you are offended by this, I really don't give a damn. Sure Parkinson's disease isn't very funny...until a celebrity gets it. The fact that teen wolf now has the shakes, shimmies, and, for the most part, grooves keeps me going on those long, cold, and lonely nights.

Disclaimer (because you never know): Any similarity between real persons and characters depicted in this comic are coincidental and/or the subject of satire.

No, this comic wasn't a cop-out. I didn't just draw something up on the last minutes, I actually planned this out.

Back in Black

2004-02-12T17:09:30Z

Finally

Autokeen is still down so today's comic doesn't have its own little place in the archive yet. So for now you should just click on the link and go to the dugger site. Sorry for any inconvenience that might cause. It didn't take a year...almost but not quite. I have a pretty regular schedule for drawing now, so i should be able to make at least one new comic per week. Most of it will be done on the weekend so they will probably be posted on Mondays. Once autokeen is back and keenspace gets its shit back together, I'll be able to do more stuff. Until then, things are just oo unstable to do more than just post comic. But thats all you wanted anyway, right?

Keenspace woes

2004-02-11T15:29:48Z

Keenspace has been down since Jan. 27. So, evne though I've had a comic ready since Feb. 2, I haven't been able to update. I finally got into the FTP today and uploaded the comic, but autokeen isn't fully functional so I can't force an update. Autokeen may or may not update tonight at midnight. SO, there might be a comic for you guys tomorrow.

Fucktastic.

Update

2004-01-13T17:30:32Z

Dugger's characters are getting a facelift a this very moment (Matt's also getting a nip and tuck if you know what I mean wink wink...just fucking with you). Anyway. The site will have to be torn down and refurbed. That means that I'm going to fail this semester. I'm no longer going to post the comic itself on this LJ. Instead I'll be posting links to the page with the updated comic. This is just because my site needs traffic for me to get benefits and whatnot so I can make Dugger bigger and better leter on. Right now I'm only getting the minimum traffic (mostly because I haven't udated in around a year). I'm sorry if that sucks to you, but Keenspace has rules, albeit very loose rules. Anyway, I'm going to be using my scanner primarily for the comics so it won't look like a cookiecutter comic anymore...hopefully. The comic I'm drawing out right now requires making new designs for the characters so it will take a while even tho I'm almost done with it. I'm going to try to but in some new charcters as the comic progresses. We'll see how that goes.

Dugger Funfacts:

Dugger was originally called "Living in Shit" and had nothing to do with college life

The original Mateo character's nipples were visible through his shirt..for obvious reasons

I can't draw legs, so shoes always point in either the left or right regardless of whether the character is facing forward or to the side.

Phregd was originally a menstral bloodclot, but I almost vomited while trying to draw him, so he became...whatever he is.

I take periodic breaks while drawing and wrting the script to laugh at my own jokes...yes, I'm that pathetic.

Generally, the least funny script that I create is used for the next comic because the other scripts are only funny because I'm insane.

The original intent of the comic was purely to dis on Matt...but he laughed at it, negating all possible dissing effectiveness.

I'm so lazy that, on 3 occasions, I have completely drawn out a comic but didn't feel like posting it. I am the only one who has seen 2 of the 3 comics. NYA

This Funfacts section was originally called Quickfacts, but I changed it because I was bored at the time.

Help bring back the funny.

2004-01-03T05:33:06Z

dugger's getting an upgrade...hopefully. i've been working on comic ideas and whatnot but i've been to lazy to do anything with them. i plan on updating the site and updating the comic itself. let's face it, it needs it. so i need people who are willing to help out with site design and implementation. as far as updating the comic goes, now that i have a scanner, its all up to me getting off my fat ass.

Ghen

The Zen of: Eating a Taco

2003-03-26T18:15:27Z

Man, I need to quit coming up with spur of the moment ideas and finish these ideas that have been sitting here for months. O well, I like this one. If you don't like tacos, then you are a robot, which further confirms my theory that YOU ARE ALL ROBOTS!!

Guest Strip #2: Tim the Great

2003-03-03T18:19:02Z

I love it. Pure genius. Raw...meat. AND it has a sword in it.

I love to get guest comics (especially ones of such genius). So, if you have one, SEND IT TO ME. I need your explicit permission to post it on my site though. Yanno, copywrite laws and stuff that Keenspace enforces with great...greatness.

dugger @ 2003-02-17T17:22:00

2003-02-17T23:22:57Z

I got an offer I cannot refuse. So, Dugger may be going CafePress. I need your input on what images I should use and on what merchandise. ANY suggestion is appreciated.

dugger @ 2003-02-14T18:01:00

2003-02-15T00:01:58Z

there will be no comic today. it was funny and all but i just suck...

dugger @ 2003-02-14T12:13:00

2003-02-14T18:13:56Z

i did a comic for today under the bidding of alicia, but i won't post it until she approves it because her character looks like crap. i seriously think its the worst thing i've ever drawn including my years in elementary school. i've drawn better picture by shoving paint in my as and farting on a canvas. its bad.

Not the Burrito

2003-02-13T21:10:39Z

This shit actually happens for those of you who aren't elite enough to hang around me 24/7. Yeah, I actaully made this comic a week or so ago but forgot aboot it and deleted it when i made the Clitorange comic but all is well because i just remade it. It is funnier than it was now because i changed the premise of the punchline....Robots.

Can I get a "What what?"

2003-02-07T17:17:47Z

Oooooo, I'm so damn good. I drew Pirate Jesus the exact same way 3 times in a row. If this isn't funny to you, then it reinforces my theory that you are a robot.

FISH-HOOK!!

2003-02-07T13:43:47Z

here's yesterday's comic. keenspace took forever updating so i wasnt up in time for yesterday. today's comic will be up when i get out of class. i like how the dad has claws and is overall crapily drawn, don't you?

Delete France

2002-11-15T01:48:07Z

Ths is just the beginning of my campaign to delete France and everything that is wrong with the world along with it.

Dugger Presents: Pirate Jesus

2002-11-02T06:51:07Z

This is an introduction to pirate Jesus. I think I might make him a reoccuring character even tho he's hard as piss to draw. But, I like him so much with his little dove and eyepatch. He makes me happy in way I never though Jesus was capable of. Anyway, I spent a while making this comic so you'd better fucking like it.

cheap comic day

2002-10-30T04:37:09Z

it's late, i need a break from o chem for a few minutes. here's a cheap comic that prolly won't make you laugh.

o, and those of you who interact with me (or even the ones that don't) bug me aboot putting up the pirate jesus and totipotent comix until i actualy do.

that is all...get back to your disturbingly meager lives.

We are sooooo back!!!!

2002-08-30T03:21:38Z

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....i'm back. BOOYAHH

Guest Comic #1: Caleb French

2002-04-29T05:15:15Z

I had no idea what to do for today's comic, so I invited Caleb, a friend and fellow comic author, to do a strip for me. I have nothing more to say about the comic than "..." I hope you feel the same.

P.S. I had this comic done in time to post on Sunday, but it is really hard to post on Keenspace through ftp during the weekend. I'm sorry it is so late.

Chapter 1: The Birth of Phregd

2002-04-25T11:51:49Z

Ok, so if you hadn't noticed, today's comic is lame. I was going for the whole "Holy shit that's lame" thing. Not really. I hadn't intended to make a comic for today at all so, I hadn't been thinking of a plot and thusly, I had to write it "on the fly." I hope that it turned out as well as I designed it to. The whole-over explanation exemplifying the boredom of the characters as they play out my mindless tasks was the prevading theme in the strip. That always gets a good "guffaw" from my end. Seeing my little puppets do my little dance makes me feel happy. I am their GOD.

--Daniel